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When was the last time?
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Gloria
2007-09-07 23:45:41 UTC
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You 'pleasured' yourself?

And I'm asking the males *and* the females this question.
TonyB
2007-09-08 11:21:31 UTC
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Post by Gloria
You 'pleasured' yourself?
This morning. I had cornflakes AND a yoghurt biscuit for breakfast.
TonyB
Jean
2007-09-08 18:49:55 UTC
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You have taken an interest in a special newsgroup set up by
the government to plug the gaps created by the abysmal
failure of their Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy.

The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
individuals who would otherwise be spending their days sitting
at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
to rise. It was hoped that this would reduce the incidence
of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
shit out of their neighbours. Another of HMGs aims and
objectives was to provide a distraction to take their minds
of the problem of who they were next going to knife to death.
Unfortunately, this group has been taken over by the
articulate lower middle classes who have succeeding in
driving HMGs target audience away. Independent research has
shown that it was the amount and quality of the inane drivel,
called small talk which the middle classes are adept at, which
had the effect of doing their heads in. They left to protect what
was left of their sanity. This has happened to the whole of uk.local.
hierarchy. This newsgroup in particular is a very good example
of another HMG failure.

I trust this post will help guide you in your future dealings with this
newsgroup.
Post by Gloria
You 'pleasured' yourself?
And I'm asking the males *and* the females this question.
Geoff Ellis
2007-09-08 19:28:21 UTC
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Post by Jean
You have taken an interest in a special newsgroup set up by
the government to plug the gaps created by the abysmal
failure of their Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy.
The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
individuals who would otherwise be spending their days sitting
at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
to rise. It was hoped that this would reduce the incidence
of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
shit out of their neighbours. Another of HMGs aims and
objectives was to provide a distraction to take their minds
of the problem of who they were next going to knife to death.
Unfortunately, this group has been taken over by the
articulate lower middle classes who have succeeding in
driving HMGs target audience away. Independent research has
shown that it was the amount and quality of the inane drivel,
called small talk which the middle classes are adept at, which
had the effect of doing their heads in. They left to protect what
was left of their sanity. This has happened to the whole of uk.local.
hierarchy. This newsgroup in particular is a very good example
of another HMG failure.
????WTF?????
Jean
2007-09-08 19:56:00 UTC
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Post by Geoff Ellis
????WTF?????
Calm down lad!

Jack.
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In the fifth century B.C., the Greek historian Herodotus
described modernity as a demigod who mutters angrily
at us, demanding that we entertain fantasy in place of
dull rigid fact.
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